Clark's Comments and Testimonials

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Johnny2004-02-29T08:47:37Z

There's no question that Clark is
worth a lot o' bucks. More than
likely, you've seen him in a late-
night movie or two.

Regardless, depite his past deviant
ways, he still dances well.
Personally, he plays the BEST bass
solo of "Rock Me Like A Hurricane" I
have ever heard.

I realize that this is ONLY Clark's
second testimonial, but, after reading
the first one (from some random fan),
who can object?

It's all true. Clark is a MAN! and
hung like a chipmunk.
Kristee2004-01-30T01:32:02Z

I have counted the musical instruments that
Clark owns. He's at 18 with the full drum set
counting as only 1, and not counting mics or
moogs. 18 is more than his pairs of
underwear, more than his pairs of shoes, and
more than his Scotch collection (but only by
one). This number also exceeds the average
number of hours he works per week, the
amount of money (in hundreds of dollars) that
he paid for his Cadillac, and it is 11 more than
the number of self-portraits he has painted.
The only things he knows how to cook are
spaghetti and gravy and he dances like Rudy
on Fat Albert. He can carry a hide-a-bed sofa
on his back up 2 flights of stairs like a turtle.
He once had to calmly tell me at 2500 ft. in the
air to shut my door. He has jumped out of
planes over 100 times and touched the bottom
of the Red Sea. Even though he is the size of
most scary monsters, little kids are not afraid
of him. He can discuss anything from
Wittgenstein to Jackass with you and you'll
come out of it feeling illuminated. He's cute.

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